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Katy Perry: Part of Me
Documentary about Katy Perry in 3D. Prepare to be inspired! Inspired to pretend to be a little bit lesbian in order to gain mainstream appeal.
God Bless America (limited release)
A terminally ill man and a teenage girl take it upon themselves to kill the worst people in society. This includes a trip to a reality TV show. Naturally.
Ping Pong (limited release)
Documentary following eight competitors at the over 80s Table Tennis Championships. Old people playing table tennis! If I were in this film it would mostly be made up of me apologising and wandering off to pick up the ball.
The Players (limited release)
A series of short French films set around the theme of infidelity. Jean Dujardin from The Artist stars and he speaks. Not sure I can handle that.
Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present (limited release)
“A documentary that follows the Serbian performance artist as she prepares for a retrospective of her work at The Museum of Modern Art in New York.”
Strawberry Fields (limited release)
IMDb offers no synopsis at all so I will simply point you towards Kat’s review in which she says, “Strawberry Fields is still a fairly confident debut feature but its melodramatic characters don’t make it easy to like.”
The Women on the 6th Floor (limited release)
“In 1960s Paris, a conservative couple’s lives are turned upside down by two Spanish maids.” It’s a Frenchy comedy!
The Hunter (limited release)
A mercenary is sent into the wilderness to hunt the last Tasmanian tiger.
7 Days In Havana (limited release)
IMDb synopses are not always written in the most enticing way. “A young American boy is trying to break into the acting business, and goes to Cuba during a film festival.” He goes to Cuba you say? I’m sold.
Total Recall (limited release)
With the Colin Farrell remake coming next month the Schwarzenegger original is getting a re-release. “If I am not me, then who the hell am I?” Deep stuff.
You’ve Been Trumped (limited release)
Scottish homeowners take on floppy haired entrepreneur Donald Trump when he tried to build a golf resort in the Scottish wilderness.