Saw 3D – Review

Last review for a little while don’t worry.

Clearly Saw 3D is not a particularly good film and won’t be winning any awards outside of the horror specific ceremonies.

However as someone who has seen the previous six installment this final film was quite satisfying. Most of the film was just another trap but the return of Cary Elwes brought the series full circle. For me Saw is not all about the gore and traps, after the original feature the films have always featured some amazing ambitious retcon sequences as plot twists are forced to work using scenes from previous films reshot to include an extra character.

Saw 3D is no exception and once all the torn flesh and endless screaming is done with we are treating to one final retcon montage that I found oddly exciting.

My own personal needs aside Saw 3D is a pretty grim watch and I am starting to rethink my stance on 3D. No longer is it fun in a novelty sense so I’m more than happy for 3D to be scrapped altogether.

With Saw you know you’re getting horrible images, bad dialogue and the most convoluted plot on film. Saw 3D does not disappoint.

Out Now – 29th October 2010

You’ve got to love autumn, good films are coming out on a regular basis. Today I’m adding three more to my watch list.

Burke and Hare
It’s going to be a pretty broad comedy with slapstick, toilet humour and comedy corpses but with this British comedy cast I can’t resist. Pegg and Stevenson reunite!

The Kids Are All Right
It’s and Oscar buzzed film with an indie feel. Two artificially inseminated children of a lesbian couple bring their biological dad into the mix.

Out of the Ashes
A documentary about the Afghan cricket team. I don’t like cricket… period.

Saw 3D
Gore and shocks, 3D and in your face. Guilty pleasure ahoy!

The Hunter limited release
A Persian language film in which a man kills some cops, then gets chased into a forest by two more cops. “They are lost in a maze, a desolate landscape, where the boundaries between the hunter and the hunted are difficult to perceive.” Blimey.

Involuntary (limited release)
A Swedish flick about people getting up to mischief.

Spiderhole (limited release)
A low budget horror featuring London student squatters as the victims. Bloody students.

This Prison Where I Live (limited release)
The Guardian says, “A brave documentary about a jailed Burmese comedian that is unfortunately stymied by the very censorship it is seeking to attack.”

Thorpe Park Vouchers & Fast Track Tickets from Saw 3D

We have another giveaway for you, and this is the best yet. Thanks to Saw 3D, in cinemas 29th October, you can not only get a voucher for 2 for 1 tickets at Thorpe Park but two free Fastrack passes for Saw – The Ride which means beating the queue. We also sell tickets online, so you can buy the tickets early before you come to the show.

All you have to do is go to www.saw3doffer.co.uk and enter the code 940102.

I am a big Thorpe Park fan, in particular Saw – The Ride. We are so good to you.

Read on for a bit of blurb and those all important terms and conditions.

In Saw 3D, the seventh chapter, a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw’s brutal legacy. A group of Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru, and fellow survivor, Bobby Dagen (Sean Patrick Flanery). Soon though, the survivors really must help themselves as Dagen’s dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror…

THORPE PARK – SAW – The Ride

You’ve watched others suffer from the comfort of your chair, now pit yourself against jigsaw’s ultimate test on the world’s most terrifying rollercoaster Saw – The Ride, only at THORPE PARK.

With a ‘beyond vertical’ drop of 100ยบ from a nerve shredding height of 100ft, you’ll have to endure three inversions and extreme G-forces to prove yourself worthy of this fantastic 2 for 1 offer to the nation’s Thrill Capital. Plus – get 2 x single Fastrack passes for you and your friend for SAW – The Ride when you present this voucher at the ticket booth. That means no queues!!

THORPE PARK is the ‘must do’ destination for adrenaline junkies! SAW – The Ride tests the nerve of all who dare experience them and those who are brave enough can ride the ‘Unholy Trinity’ of STEALTH, COLOSSUS and NEMESIS INFERNO.

You thought the games were over…

Terms and Conditions

Thorpe Park – Free* Entry to Thorpe Park plus 2 x single Fastrack** passes for SAW – The Ride

1. *If the holder of this voucher buys a fully priced adult ticket to THORPE PARK then s/he may take with him/her one other person who will enter the Park on the same day free of charge.
2. This Voucher is valid until 30.04.2011 EXCLUDING 28 – 31.10.2010 & 22 – 25.04.2011.
3. Check opening dates and times before your visit.
4. Only one Voucher per person and per transaction. An Adult is aged 12 and over.
5. Visitors under 1 metre in height enter the Park free of charge.
6. Visitors under 12 years must be accompanied by a person 18 years of age or over.
7. Voucher can only be used as stipulated and cannot be exchanged for cash.
8. Sale of this Voucher for profit is prohibited.
9. Admission prices subject to change.
10. Voucher cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer, ticket or advance booking.
11. Voucher must be presented upon entrance and surrendered to the ticket booth operator.
12. Defaced or amended vouchers will not be accepted.
13. This Voucher is not for resale.
14. Size, height, weight, age restrictions and medical warnings apply to certain rides and attractions.
15. THORPE PARK reserves the right in its absolute discretion to refuse entry and to close and/or alter all or any part of the facilities Please visit http://www.THORPEPARK.com for further information and opening times.
16. **Fastrack passes for SAW – The Ride accompanied with this offer will be issued upon presentation of this voucher at a THORPE PARK ticket booth operator and only with receipt of entry ticket purchase.
17. This Fastrack ticket does not give you access to the park.
18. Fastrack is not suitable for those under 1.4 metres tall.