After the recent slew of Oscar seducing films it is a little jarring to have a week where nothing exciting is released. That’s just my opinion though, some people love watching pot-holing gone wrong in 3D.
It’s finally out for you all to see. Run, don’t walk! This completely unimpressive film won’t be out for long. In Brighton some right nasty people are being right nasty to some other people. This all happens in a film getting some right nasty reviews.
This actually came out on Wednesday but I was too busy packing ready to move tomorrow to notice. As far as I can tell this is The Wrestler but not so good.
A Little Bit of Heaven
Kate Hudson falls in love whilst dying of cancer, I guess they ran out of romantic scenarios that didn’t involve terminal illness. Whoopi Goldberg is credited as playing God, reprising her role from some Muppet film I watching during a period of unemployment. Bet this won’t be as good.
After all his preaching about certain films tainting the reputation of 3D, James Cameron (boo) lends his name to an appalling film about people getting drowned in a cave. There aren’t even any gremlins.
The Clink of Ice (limited release)
French film in which “An alcoholic writer is visited by an incarnation of his cancer.” Can’t wait for the US remake where Kate Hudson ends up dating her own cancer.
Nenette (limited release)
French documentary about an orangutan. Only 70 minutes so perfect for when you want to watch an unappealing documentary but just don’t have the time.
New York I Love You (limited release)
Starring every American actor that matters this collection of shorts is a follow up to its Parisian equivalent. Similar to the original it is a mixed bag of shorts with slightly lower standard of quality than the French film. Well worth seeing if you are a fan of the short film and have ever been in love.
Rabbit Hole (limited release)
Fancy seeing Nicole Kidman grieve over a dead son in an oscar nominated film? Me neither. Pow!
Silken Skin (limited release)
A French film from the 60s in black and white that portrays an extra-marital affair in PG fashion. You’ll have to go to the Southbank for this one.