Out Now – 13th September 2013

In a World...

White House Down
Much like Olympus Has Fallen this action film centers around a terrorist attack on the White House. Not just a white house; THE White House. Swap Gerard Butler for Channing Tatum and you’ve got the idea.

Ron Howard directs a film about Formula One in the 1970s. I’m not going to pretend I’m interested. I did however investigate why this film has a 15 certificate and it seems the film includes two sex scenes which “provide an impression of sexual mechanics”. What an unsexy description.

Insidious: Chapter 2
I’m not sure what happened in Insidious because I failed to see it back in 2011. I imagine a lot more of the same happens here… Further investigation reveals a shushing woman, dry ice, creepy ghosts, and some frankly bizarre set dressing.

Sir Billi
A slightly ropey looking CGI film about a Scottish vet voiced by Sean Connery in his final acting performance. Reviews have been terrible… ENJOY!

Justin and the Knights of Valour
Another terribly reviewed British animation, this time about a boy trying to become a knight. I can only assume his name is Justin.

The Artist and the Model
A sculptor in occupied France rediscovers his passion for sculpting when a nice Spanish lady models for him. War – bringing people together since 1943.

In a World…
Funny lady Lake Bell writes, acts. and directs her debut film about a woman striving to become a voiceover star like her father. A woman’s voice in a film trailer!? Urgh.

Classe Tous Risques
1960s French/Italian crime drama presented for your amusement by the BFI.

Borrowed Time
“The story of two totally contrasting figures who come together in the most hostile of circumstances, only to form an unlikely bond that will help them both find a way out of their respective troubles. It is a bittersweet comedy about growing up and rediscovering youth in parallel, united by the subconscious desire to seek out the missing elements in their lives.” UNLIKELY FRIENDSHIP AHOY!

In this film about baseball a baseball player plays baseball really, really well.

Grand Masti
Hindi comedy about three friends attending their college reunion. Predicaments occur.